Tuesday, September 27, 2011

The Black Hole...Or How I Think I'm Losing My Mind

There is a Black Hole in my house.  I know it.  Whenever I put something away "in a safe place", it vanishes.  Well, almost always.  Today, I wanted a small piece of black Velcro to make an improvement on my tablet case.  I knew I'd bought black Velcro, because I could see where I'd used it already on that very same tablet case.  But, it wasn't anywhere it "should" have been.  At least to my way of thinking, at the time.

 Son and I turned the desk drawers and the entertainment center drawers inside out.  Checked every laptop bag/tablet tote/carry case and purse in the house.  Looked in my underwear drawer, on the dresser, in the bedside table drawer, on the microwave under the radio.  It simply was not anywhere that I thought would have made sense to me when I put it away.  I checked the kitchen cupboards.  The dining room hutch.  On all the bookshelves.  I started inwardly berating myself (that inner gremlin of mine) over how I had CRS disease, and how I'm always doing stupid stuff like putting things away "in a safe place."  Fortunately, this time...hours after the initial search started...a shard of light penetrated my addled brain.

 The sewing basket.  Of course.  Velcro is used with sewing projects, right?  I used to always keep Velcro in the pocket inside the sewing basket.  Might I have actually been sensible and put it there?   Could it be that simple?  Could I have actually been, well and truly LOGICAL, this time?   Feeling like I was grasping at a final straw, I pulled the sewing basket from it's place next to the couch ( back in a corner, against the wall, under the end table) and, after moving a latch hook area rug I'd started in 2002 and never finished, and an embroidery hoop, razor knife, some spools of ribbon, and a pair of scissors... there it was, still in it's original packaging:  the coveted black Velcro!

I might have found that Velcro, THIS time.  But I still am convinced there is a Black Hole in this house.  For example...whatever happened to at least 3 of my nightgowns?  And why can't I find that purple shirt I wanted to wear?  Can anyone explain to me what happened to the crock pot lid?

Friday, September 23, 2011

Turbulence in the Clouds

September has brought new changes to the world of Social Networking...and the thunderheads are building.  Google+ flung open the doors for anyone to join their beta social networking site, and immediately after that Facebook launched a major update to how their members use and interact with their site and with their contacts.  I'm not in a position to have any real arguments, pro or con, for or against, either service.  I have accounts with both.  I do admit to somewhat preferring Facebook, but suspect that is primarily because that is where most of the friends I've made online are.  But the times they are a changing.

The new features introduced by Facebook do not appear to be enjoying a warm reception by a very large amount of the Facebook subscribers.  No statistics are available, but a stroll through the halls of Facebook will reveal the walls littered with protestations, angst, confusion, and anger.  Whether all this negative emotion is actually warranted isn't entirely clear.  Much, I suspect, is due to a human characteristic to resist change.  Particularly when that change effects them (or they perceive that it does) directly. Much is also due to not fully understanding the changes.  Details aren't going to be recounted here.  However, it's apparent that many people are ready to jump ship and swim to Google+.

So, let's look at a possible impact on our popular culture in general, should that, indeed, happen.  As the personal computer has become more ubiquitous in more households, so too has the urge to reach out and connect with people out there in cyberspace.  There's been many platforms to achieve this: chats and usenet discussion groups etc.  Later, MySpace and then Facebook, Twitter and now Google+.  The "language" of Facebook and Twitter has now permeated our collective consciousness to the point we hardly realize it's there. People @people and # their way through their communications.  People talk about "unfriending" and "status updates", "walls", and "PM"s as if they've been talking that way their whole lives.  Some people even view the private message feature on Facebook as "email", and refer to emailing someone when they actually mean they sent a private message to that person's Facebook account.  Now we have Google+.  So, are people going to say things like "Johnny is so hot!  I really plus one him."?  Boggles the mind.   But it could happen.

But honestly...the name "Google Plus" just doesn't illicit that warm and fuzzy feeling the other social networking giants, past and present do.  "MySpace" sounded so...personal.  Friendly.  Your own little space on the internet that you could mingle with your chosen friends and be entertained.  You could make your page look how you wanted, to reflect your personal tastes.  It was your space.  Then came Facebook, and the numbers there have burgeoned over the past 7 years at an astonishing rate.  Think about it:  "face book".  Again: personal.  Cozy.  That's your face...and your book.  And it was good. Next, along came Twitter.  What a delightful name!  Rather puts one in mind of a flock of little birds.  Or a gaggle of giggling girls. People don't "post" there, they "tweet".  Isn't that precious?  And now there's Google Plus.

Ugh.  What a boring name!  Nothing at all personal about it.  No cute factor.  And Google is already a verb in popular culture now that means "to search".  That gives the impression of "Google Plus" as some sort of social stalking site.  If someone says "Google Johnny!" they aren't talking social networking.  They are thinking: "Look him up on Google and see if the guy has a criminal record or a fat bank account!"  There's much to commend Google+. One would be the "circles" where you can categorize your friends, co-workers, and family.  Facebook has now brought out their own version of this, but Google+ was first.  Plus Google+ has  live webcam chats with several people at once in "huddles".  It's reasonably easy to navigate. Clean looking. Almost sterile.  And about as personal as a stall in the men's washroom at the Y.  Okay, perhaps I'm being harsh.  If more of my actual personal friends were there, I might warm up to it more.  Meanwhile it simply does not feel like "home" to me.  It's not "mine".  I am just a "member".  Just another tiny cog under the bolt next to the gear at the bottom of the mighty Google Machine.

It's been said that a person's name often shapes their personality and how successful they are in life.  I believe there is no reason that wouldn't apply to something as personal as a social networking site....or any product, for that matter.  "Google" sounds clever for a search engine.  Even okay for a business name.  But it's missing the mark on the appeal scale with "Google Plus" for a social networking site's name. Still, it's amusing to ponder how our language is going to change, should the mass exodus from Facebook actually occur.  I suppose, as with any other change that comes along on the road of life...we'll get used to it.  Maybe whole huddles of us will even get where we plus one it!

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Milestones and Memories

Yesterday was August 29, 2011...and the date that marked my husband's and my 20th  wedding anniversary.  Anniversaries, due to their very nature, have a notorious way of coming around every year, and because of their frequency, not all of them get  more than a cursory acknowledgement.  I've noticed that the speed and frequency seems to have  increased somehow over the years, although the calendar hasn't changed and there have been no changes in the number of days, or the hours in a day.  I remember hearing someone comparing a life to being a lot like a roll of toilet paper.  As it nears the end, the roll spins ever faster.  It's true.

However, I digress.  Yesterday marked 20 years of  co-habitation and the entanglement of emotions, property, worries, family, sex, and children between two people who, by the sheer odds against them, were unlikely to have met in the first place. To say it was technically our 20th Wedding Anniversary is a slight misnomer.  The first year of our commitment to each other was blessed only by our mutual declaration that we indeed loved each other, wanted to live together forever, and therefore, we were married.  We called it a "Native American Wedding". And that was that.  Some months later, upon discovering that an offspring was in the process of creation, we decided that, for the youngster's sake and for our family's sake, perhaps more legitimacy would be in order.  So, one year plus one month and almost exactly to the date of our original private commitment, we had a "proper ceremony", in a chapel, complete with the required license, a minister, some flowers, music, a cake,  guestbook, champagne, and my insistence on wearing a veil.
This was by no means my first marriage, nor Charles'.  But we both agreed that ours together was the best of the lot...and time has confirmed this assessment. Due to the slight discrepancy between when we "declared" our marriage and the formal nod from society that indeed we were married, we chose to simply lump that first year into our history as being part of the overall picture.  Charles isn't known for remembering dates, and everyone knows that even the most saintly of men are notorious for being tenuous about remembering anniversaries.  Two dates would have been pushing things.  It's a wonder Charles can remember his own birthday.  Anyone else's is a stretch.  Two anniversaries would have overwhelmed the system.
I mentioned earlier that the odds were against our even meeting in the first place, never mind actually getting married.  He is a native Floridian, and has always lived in Jacksonville (except when travelling with the Navy).  I was a very recent and reluctant immigrant from Georgia-via-Louisiana-via-Colorado-via Canada-via-Texas.  The very fact I found myself in this town was not something I enjoyed contemplating.  I was married at the time, and the marriage was falling apart (we both knew it), but out of some misguided notions of not upsetting the family, I stayed with my first husband to the bitter end.  A year after arriving in Jacksonville...where my ex had moved for a job opportunity...the marriage took it's last gasp, and died.  Suddenly, I was adrift and confused with two small children in a town I simply could not abide.  One night, after dropping off some tapes at a local video store, I stopped by a little sports bar:  "Just one beer!" I told myself.  And there HE was.  My future.

There were some things, besides our differing opinions about Jacksonville, that threatened to stand in our way. He was 29.  Newly divorced with two children.  I was 41, and as mentioned, in a similar boat. He was working part time at nights in a restaurant as a baker.  I had no job.  None of this was stacking up favorably.  Did I mention we met in a bar?  But neither of us are ones to let a bit of logic or common sense stand in the way of true love. Besides: we both tend to be rebellious and contrary.  The rest, as they say, is history.

Which brings me back to milestones and memory.  We've chalked up 20 years together, and our son was born healthy (and legitimate) nearly 19 years ago.  We are still in Jacksonville, and now it's unlikely we will ever leave, as our house of 14 years is mortgage free.  It would not make sense to relocate now; try to start all over at our (read: "my") age. Besides, I've rather warmed up to Jacksonville.  After all, this is where I met the love of my life!  There have been good times and hard times, but looking over the whole canvas of our life  together, there have been far more of the good times than otherwise.
Now...let's see if we can shoot for twenty more!  Well...that might be a bit challenging, given factors such as age and health.  Still, if I know us:  we'll die trying!   Here's a toast to that...and to us! Viva l'amour!


Saturday, August 27, 2011

Dusty's Road

Before I go any farther, I think it's appropriate to have a little dedication to one of the best friends I ever had. Dusty was a miniature poodle with personality to spare, and a grasp of the English language that would rival some people I've met.  He might not have been able to speak it, but he sure understood it!

Our history together began in February of 1997.  I had seen a feature on our local news about adopting dogs from the local Humane Society shelter, and I suddenly felt I simply HAD to have a dog.  But I had criteria that I wanted specifically:  1.) Must be small, but not a poodle. 2.) Preferably male, but spayed female would be fine.  3.) Older.  Not a puppy. Perhaps a dog who's owner had gotten ill or old and could no longer care for him. So I called the shelter and explained what I was looking for.  There apparently were no "small dogs" on the waiting list at the time.  However the worker mentioned that they did have a list of foster dogs that she'd check, and perhaps there would be something I'd like to look at there.  She came back on the line in a few minutes and said there was a small dog on the list, "...but (and I could practically see her cringing) it's a miniature poodle!" Now I knew that my husband had a dim view of poodles since his mother's little dog had tormented him as a child.  I hesitated, then told the worker that I wanted to check the dog out anyway, and to please give me the contact information.

Charlie is used to my sudden obsessions and impulses.  When he got home from work I promptly pounced, and started talking up a storm about how we NEEDED a dog.  How I'd found one...a nice small one...that we could go check out and adopt for free, if we wanted it. I dodged the issue that it was a miniature poodle. Poor Charlie.  He makes feeble attempts, at times, but never can really say "no" to me.  So, weary as he was, we hopped in the car and headed out into the countryside south of Middleburg..

The farm where Dusty was being fostered had a low-lying, sprawling house, and far flung fields and trees.  We saw numerous horses.  We parked out by the gate, as we weren't sure it was okay to drive onto the property, and slogged our way across the large yard to the house.  We were met some 50 feet from the door  by the farmer's wife, who greeted us and made us feel welcome.  She pointed to a window in the house and said "There he is!  That's Dusty!"  We saw a small white creature, ears flopping wildly, bouncing up and down , with a small boy peering out the window next to him.  I'll never forget that sight.  The sheer exuberance of the little dog was infectious.  But suddenly I was worried.  The small boy.  What about him?  Was this going to turn into a scene?

In the warm and welcoming kitchen, introductions were passed around.  Besides the farmer's wife and Dusty, we met her husband, the boy, and two other dogs.  One was a poodle and the other appeared to be of the pit-bull persuasion.  Dusty ran right up to us, yipping and jumping up...plainly thrilled to make our acquaintance.  I sneaked some side-long looks to see Charlie's reaction to the breed.  He didn't seem repulsed.  In fact, he was grinning and petting the little dog!  First hurdle crossed.  The farmer's wife proceeded to tell Dusty's story.

It seems he was found in a Toys R Us parking lot in Jacksonville.  He was just wandering around, and it was impossible to tell who might own him.  The woman theorized he must have jumped from a car window while parked, and for whatever reason, the owner didn't realize he was gone when they drove away.  He was obviously a pure-blood miniature poodle.  Light apricot/white in color.  Around 9 months old.  They tried to find his people: putting ads in the paper, posting signs, and notifying local shelters and the City Pound, but no one ever came forward.  The family already had 2 dogs, so they were somewhat on the fence about keeping Dusty.  They went ahead and had him neutered, got him his shots, and bought his collar and tags and food bowls, anyway.  They loved him.  The personable little guy would crawl under the covers of their bed to sleep, and was fully house trained and agreeable.  EXCEPT.  The other dogs hated him.  Dusty did not play well with other dogs.  He wasn't aggressive, simply disdainful and contemptuous.  For all his life this would be a characteristic of his, and one that would shape both his and our future.    We used to joke that he thought he was human, so why would he muck about with mere canines?   At any rate, his inability (or refusal) to win over the other two dogs in the household sealed his fate, and he was put on the adoption list.  Even the little boy saw that it had to be that way.  Within 30 minutes we carried him, with his leash, out to our car.

Dusty was, in general, a well behaved dog.  The first few weeks were a bit rocky, because he was a little confused over what had happened to him.  He pulled out quite a bit of hair on his back legs, and had a few accidents.  But, relatively quickly, he settled. down.  We discovered right away that he had two major food weaknesses: pizza and fried chicken.  We never gave him more than a bite of anything like that...but he got resourceful and would raid the trash can while we slept.  Particularly if there were chicken bones in there!  I can't count how many mornings over the years that we would get up to find what looked like a bomb had gone off in the kitchen and den.  We finally caught on that chicken bones must be wrapped and taken outside promptly. (Of course, that opened another can of worms with the stray cats outside...but that's another story.)

We found that he was a sponge when it came to learning to understand what we said.  There were many  times when we had to resort to spelling out words like "cookie" and "out" and "pizza".  Eventually, he learned that, too.  He also had a uncanny knack for knowing when I was feeling moody or was sick.  I used to call him "Doctor Dusty" because he would go above and beyond to try to help me feel better.  He understood so much of the human world that surrounded him.  He had his own Christmas stocking and he knew exactly what it was, and what it was for (goodies and toys, of course!)  But he also knew he had to wait for Christmas Day.  He never did try to raid the stocking like he did the trash, but when The Day arrived, he was all a-tremble with excitement!  He'd patiently wait his turn for his stocking...then sit, leaning against me, as I'd pull the presents, one by one, from the stocking.  Oh, the joy!  The glee!  But just like a small child...he'd get so wired he'd eventually get overwrought and tired, and become quite grumpy as the day wore on. It didn't take much to persuade him to go to bed early on Christmas night!

Dusty never really shed his tendency to wander, as he had in the Toys R Us parking lot.  He decided to take a tour of the neighborhood the first week we moved to our new house.  Someone found him about 3 blocks away and called us to come get him.  One Easter, while the kids were running in and out the front door, he decided he was tired of waiting for the leg of lamb to finish cooking, and thought he'd take a little stroll.  In the hubbub and confusion of our Easter dinner and celebrations, we didn't realize he was gone until it was already dark out.  The feeling of panic and despair was crushing when we knew he was gone.  I have an active imagination, and had terrible visions of what might happen to a small, recently groomed, expensive looking little dog who'd never met a human he didn't like.  The time he was missing was the longest 26 hours of my life.  Luckily a neighbor about a block away had found him and brought him inside.  The next day she saw one of the posters we'd been frantically posting all over the area, and called us.  I was so relieved, I cried like a baby.  The last time he did one of his little explorations away from home was when he was 12, and we were having our house remodeled.  The workers had left the door open...and out he went.  The lady across the street found him and brought him home, commenting that he was just sitting in the middle of the road.  The poor guy had arthritis, and cataracts and he'd gotten to where he didn't always have a lot of sense. I guess he'd decided he'd better just sit down until someone came and got him.  After that, we had him stay in one of the kid's rooms with the door shut while the workers were there.

I could go on and on with stories about our boy, Dusty.  The last year or two of his life, we knew that his time with us was growing short.  He was quite stiff, nearly blind, and was stone deaf.  But he didn't seem to be in pain, and continued eating and going out for his business until the day he died.  On June 1, 2011, Dusty departed for the Rainbow Bridge.  He slipped away peacefully in his sleep, while he napped in our bedroom...always his favorite room.  He was 2 weeks shy of when we would have celebrated his 15th birthday.

I feel his absence every single day.  There hasn't been a day I haven't shed tears, or remembered some funny incident.  We all miss him so much...but I think I miss him most of all.  It was Dusty who awakened in me a genuine love and respect for dogs.  He was my companion and confidante. There will never be another Dusty. We have three dogs still here, and they are dearly loved  There may be more in the future.  There won't be another Dusty, however.   I've heard it said that there can only be one truly great dog in a person's life.  Dusty was mine.

Friday, August 26, 2011

So..My blogging journey begins

A few weeks ago I was smitten by the notion that it might be fun to have a blog.  I solicited suggestions from several friends as to what title I should give my blog, and they pitched in their ideas with thoughtful interest.  I had only the vaguest of clues of what direction I wanted to go with the project. What I failed to factor in was the actual mechanics of the thing. My grand plans came to a sputtering halt.  What on earth did I want to talk about?  And how on earth do I start?  I am not an "expert" at anything, really.  I have written a few book reviews, but don't want to devote all my time to that sort of thing.  Same with films.  I don't live anywhere interesting like a farm or New York or in some exotic locale like a tropical island.  I live in a modest suburban house in a rather pedestrian Southern town. I haven't traveled in years. I have no exciting career.  I don't have any dreams of learning to cook like Julia Child, and I don't have the next Great American Novel in the works.  I love my dogs, but my training of them is strictly by the seat of my pants, and while rescuing dogs is of great interest to me, about all I can contribute to the cause is cash.  Doesn't sound very promising does it?  But, I've seen a lot and experienced a lot...and I've thought about all of it.  I have plenty of opinions, passions and humor.  Perhaps that will be reason enough to have a blog.

I finally came to the conclusion that I should simply jump in.  Start typing and see what comes out.  As they say...any journey begins with a single step!  Here goes!